1. No one expects you to run…anywhere
  2. The things you buy don’t wear out
  3. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
  4. There is nothing left to learn the hard way
  5. Your investment in long term care insurance finally pays off
  6. You sing along with elevator music
  7. Your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can’t remember them either
  8. People call you at 9:00 PM and ask “Did I wake you?”
  9. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who comes into the room
  10. You can live without sex, but not your glasses

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